Rejected post title: Holy shit-snacks, you guys, my dreams are coming true.
If you’ve ever been to EPCOT at the Walt Disney World resort in Orlando, FL like I have (a lot, because of Florida living for 22 years), you’re aware of a lengthy wait leading up to a pretty disappointing ride called Test Track, designed to educate the user about car stuff. Yesterday, the Disney Parks Blog released five new images representing the new direction the ride is taking and HOLY CRAP IT’S TRON. IT IS A TRON RIDE. OMG OMG OMG OMG
Image: Disney Parks Blog
I mean, look at that blue and orange color scheme!! The neon cactus implying a digital desert wasteland? Shit, can you imagine walking into the lobby of that ride and seeing holo-Jeff Bridges in some zenned out white robe welcoming you to the Grid? I can.
So let’s be real for a second: They’re probably not really turning Test Track into Tron because of reasons, but that doesn’t mean we can’t speculate that they’re keeping mum about the fact that it will actually be a Tron ride, they just can’t say it yet. A more realistic fantasy (lolxymoron, you guys!) is even if it’s not a Tron ride, per se, there’s nothing preventing them from asking Daft Punk to do the score. You hear me, Disney? NOTHING. PREVENTING. YOU.
More images at [Disney Parks Blog]