Chipotle Deviled Eggs: The Thinking Man’s Appetizer

Who doesn’t love deviled eggs? Serial puppy killers? Nope. Even serial puppy killers love deviled

The Secret to Peeling Boiled Eggs

Rejected post title: Frailty, thy name is eggshell. The secret to peeling boiled eggs is

 

Walt Disney World Revamping Test Track to Look Like Tron

April 28, 2012 in Disney, Nerdiverse

If you’ve ever been to EPCOT at the Walt Disney World resort in Orlando, FL like I have (a lot, because of Florida living for 22 years), you’re aware of a lengthy wait leading up to a pretty disappointing ride called Test Track, designed to educate the user about car stuff. Yesterday, the Disney Parks Blog released five new images representing the new direction the ride is taking and HOLY CRAP IT’S TRON. IT IS A TRON RIDE. OMG OMG OMG OMG Continue Reading…

Chipotle Deviled Eggs: The Thinking Man’s Appetizer

April 7, 2012 in Food, Recipes

Who doesn’t love deviled eggs? Serial puppy killers? Nope. Even serial puppy killers love deviled eggs. I make them for all sorts of occasions: dinner parties, company potlucks, casual drinks at a bar for friends’ birthdays. How do I keep the same dish from getting stale? Aside from copious amounts of tin foil? FLAVOR CRYSTALS.

Or as you might know it, flavored Tabasco. Keep Reading…

The Secret to Peeling Boiled Eggs

April 7, 2012 in Food, Recipes

Rejected post title: Frailty, thy name is eggshell.

The secret to peeling boiled eggs is practice.

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HAHAHA. Get it? No. Well. Practice is the secret to everything, but here are a few tricks that’ll pipewarp you most of the way there.

1. Age Before Beauty
2. Smashy Smashy
3. All Thumbs

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The Cruelty of April Fool’s: Community and Parks and Rec-themed nail polish

April 1, 2012 in Nail Polish, TV

Amidst the fake death announcements and adorable NES Google Maps, the thing that’s most apt to make me cry for not being true is fake sets of nail polish themed around two of my favorite TV comedies, Community and Park & Recreation.

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Before They Were Lannisters: Game of Thrones actors before they donned the blonde.

March 29, 2012 in Game of Thrones, TV

Rejected post title: A Lannister Always Pays His Dues.

Before they landed their towheaded gigs on HBO’s Game of Thrones, these actors had other roles that were less blonde in nature.


Joffrey Lannister in Batman Begins
Before he played the one dickhole you’d like to cram a Q-tip in, Jack Gleeson was known to American audiences as “that fuckin’ blond kid who almost got gassed” in 2005′s Batman Begins. I know it’s hard to distinguish between actor and character from time-to-time, especially one who so richly deserves a parsnip up the arse, so try not to imagine this little towheaded non-Joffrey getting his brain cells melted by Scarecrow’s neurotoxic gas or Katie Holmes’ single facial expression. Keep Reading…

Mani the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor: Best Hunger Games Nail Art

March 13, 2012 in Hunger Games, Nail Polish

Rejected post title: “Katnail Everdid – Advanced Polish Techniques for Careers”

It’s official: You now have less than two weeks to complete your Capitol Look for the, no doubt, midnight showing of Hunger Games movie you bought tickets to last month. Hey, no judgment here; my tickets were secured the day they went on sale. What you’ll find below is a collection of nail art that both the most amateur and most skilled laquerista can accomplish. All you need is time, money, patience and the steadiness of a hand quite far gone into rigor mortis.

1. Anything from the Hunger Games China Glaze nail polish collection

from Chloe's Nails
DIFFICULTY RATING: Practically cheating.
PapCult favorite Chloe’s Nails at least gives you a variety of top coat options to keep things interesting.

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CORGIS GONNA CORG

August 30, 2010 in Corgis, Images

CORGIS GONNA CORG

MUPPETS TAKE MAD MEN: Kermit the Frog vs. Don Draper

August 10, 2010 in Mad Men

For your consideration: Kermit the Frog in some dapper new clothing takes a fake name and a job at advertising agency in New York called Mad Ave. Advertising with a campaign pitch for Ocean Breeze Soap that reeks of Don Draper. While it’s unlikely Matthew Weiner stole the idea for Mad Men from Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), there are some pretty undeniable similarities. Weiner, j’accuse! Good grief! The creative director’s a frog!

MAD MEN: Op Art in Roger Sterling’s office

August 1, 2010 in Mad Men, TV

Tonight’s episode of Mad Men (Season 4, Episode 2) paints (ha!) another 60s cultural reference before our eyes without giving even a tiniest hint at who or what it is. Here’s your general answer: Op Art. Here’s my educated guess: Bridget Riley. Riley was a forerunner of Op Art, using simple shapes and colors to create the optical illusions that typified the movement. Popularized in late 1964 when an article ran in Time magazine coining the term, it demonstrates that even in the 60s, Americans would eat anything up if you shorten the number of syllables. Like shoeless Bert Cooper before him, Roger Sterling arts up his office with pieces that spark reactions from not only from the audience, but from characters on the show. Prodigal son Freddie Rumsen sits next to a piece incredibly similar to Riley’s work and frustratedly remarks, “I feel like I’m being sucked in.” Whether [...]